Funny riddle

I have two arms and a sturdy back, but I am entirely useless unless someone comes along and sits on my lap. What am I?

A chair. A chair has armrests and a backrest, and is designed for sitting.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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