Funny riddle

If two is company and three is a crowd, what do four and five equal?

Nine. This is a simple arithmetic question disguised as a riddle: 4 + 5 = 9.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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