Funny riddle

People buy me to eat, but they never actually consume me. What am I?

Cutlery. You use utensils and plates to eat your food, but you don't eat the items themselves.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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