I whisper secrets when you are alone, but the moment you repeat them to anyone else, I turn into a total lie. What am I?
A thought
Once you speak a thought aloud, it is no longer just a private thought.
About this riddle
Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.
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