I lose my head in the morning and get it back at night. I wear a hat all day long, but when I go to sleep, the hat goes on the floor. What am I?
A bottle
A bottle loses its cap (head) and puts it back on. The cap is often referred to as a hat, which sits on the floor or table when removed.
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