Funny riddle

I wear a cap every single day, but I have no head. I take heavy blows on top, but I never complain. What am I?

A nail. A construction nail has a head-like cap and takes hammer strikes on top to drive it into wood.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Medium. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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