I have a neck but absolutely no head, and I love wearing tight plastic or metal hats. What am I?
A bottle
A bottle has a narrow neck and is sealed with a cap or lid.
About this riddle
Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.
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