Funny riddle

If you take off my skin, I won't cry, but you definitely will. What am I?

An onion. Peeling an onion removes its outer layers (skin) and releases chemical irritants that make human eyes water.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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