Funny riddle

I have a massive bark, but I never bite, run, or chase a mailman. What am I?

A tree. Trees have an outer layer called bark, but they are plants, not dogs.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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