Funny riddle

I spend all day running in tight circles around a tiny metal pole, but I never actually get to go anywhere fun. What am I?

A clock hand. Clock hands rotate continuously around a central axis.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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