You feed me all day, and I never gain weight, but if you forget to feed me for a week, my loud roaring can wake the whole neighborhood. What am I?
A fireplace
You feed wood to a fireplace. If you don't use it, it doesn't matter, but 'feeding' it fire keeps it going—wait, no, the answer is a stomach! Let's correct this. A stomach is fed all day, doesn't gain weight, and roars when empty.
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