Funny riddle

I roar loudly in the middle of the night, but my diet consists entirely of lint, dust bunnies, and old receipts. What am I?

A vacuum cleaner. Vacuum cleaners make a roaring noise when running and suck up floor debris.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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