I wear a tuxedo every day, have a front-row seat to the worst television shows humanity has ever produced, and I am completely judged by my waistline. What am I?
A TV remote control
Remotes are shaped in black and white like a tuxedo, sit right in front of the TV, and are squeezed or sat on based on their thickness.
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