I have no voice, but I love to argue with every wall in the house. I slide back and forth all day, leaving white tracks behind me.
Eraser on a whiteboard marker
The eraser moves across the whiteboard, rubbing away writing.
About this riddle
Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.
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