I have a sharp tongue, but I never speak. I slice through heavy cloth and paper with ease, but I am afraid of rocks. What am I?
A pair of scissors
Scissors have sharp blades (referred to metaphorically as a tongue), cut paper/fabric, and lose to rock in the game of rock-paper-scissors.
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