Funny riddle

I have an ongoing relationship with the floor, but I am constantly being beaten, trampled, and swept under the rug. What am I?

A welcome mat. Mats live on the floor and take the brunt of dirty shoes every day.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Medium. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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