Funny riddle

I have four fingers and a thumb, but I have no flesh, no bones, and absolutely no brain cells. What am I?

A glove. A glove has the shape of a hand with fingers and a thumb, but is just fabric.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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