Funny riddle

I have a pair of wings and a long tail, but I cannot fly unless a human runs across a park holding my string. What am I?

A kite. A kite requires wind and human momentum via a string to stay airborne.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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