Funny riddle

I have a round belly full of hot air, a bright colorful skin, and my greatest fear is a sharp cactus.

A balloon. Balloons are filled with air and pop easily upon touching sharp objects.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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