Funny riddle

I have an eye, but I am completely blind. I carry a sharp point and leave a long thread behind me. What am I?

A sewing needle. A sewing needle has an 'eye' for the thread, a sharp tip, and pulls thread behind it through fabric.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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