Funny riddle

I can run forever without legs, I murmur without a mouth, and I have a bed but I never sleep. What am I?

A river. A river runs, makes a murmuring sound, and has a riverbed.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Medium. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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