Funny riddle

I have a spine without bones, a bed without sleep, and a mouth that never speaks. What am I?

A river. A river has a riverbed, a river mouth, and a river spine (its main current).

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Medium. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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