Funny riddle

I am full of sweet liquid, but I am not a fruit. I have a long nose that I never blow, and I wear a handle on my hip. What am I?

A teapot. A teapot holds tea, features a spout (long nose) for pouring, and has a handle attached to the side.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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