Funny riddle

I have a smooth, slick spine, but no bones. I have plenty of sheets, but zero beds. What am I?

A book. Books have a spine and paper pages referred to as sheets, but they are entirely inanimate objects.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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