Funny riddle

I have a slick bald head, a wooden spine, and I get beaten up by a white ball all day long.

A golf club. Golf clubs have metal heads, shafts, and strike golf balls.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Medium. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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