Funny riddle

I have a shiny golden ring, but I am definitely not married, wealthy, or engaged. What am I?

A pineapple. Pineapples have a textured, ring-like outer skin pattern often referred to as 'eyes' or rings.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Hard. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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