Funny riddle

I have a single eye, but I am completely blind. I have a sharp metal spine, but I never hurt anyone. What am I?

A sewing needle. The 'eye' of a needle is the hole for thread, and its 'spine' is the long shaft.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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