Funny riddle

I spend my entire life traveling around the world, yet I never leave the exact same corner of the room. What am I?

A postage stamp. A stamp travels globally attached to mail, but it stays glued to the top-right corner of an envelope.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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