Funny riddle

I have a shiny gold back, no legs, and I always answer to a higher calling. Yet, I am constantly terrified of falling off the counter. What am I?

A smartphone. It has a glass/metal back, takes phone calls, and people are always afraid of dropping it.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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