Funny riddle

I am born big, but as time passes and I get older, I grow smaller and eventually vanish into thin air. What am I?

Ice. An ice cube starts large and melts away completely into water or evaporates.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Medium. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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