I have a golden head and a wooden tail, but I can't think of a single joke to save my life. What am I?
A pencil
It has a brass ferrule (golden head) holding the eraser, and a wooden body/tail.
About this riddle
Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.
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