I have an intense fear of commitment, so I constantly leave my job, my home, and my friends every single morning, only to crawl right back into bed with them by nightfall. What am I?
An alarm clock
An alarm clock wakes you up and forces you to leave your comfortable bed and routine every day, only to be set again for the next night.
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