Funny riddle

I have an infinite supply of keys, but I cannot open a single door, cabinet, or padlock. What am I?

A piano. A piano keyboard consists of musical keys, not door keys.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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