Funny riddle

I go in hard, I come out soft, and I usually leave people feeling a lot warmer inside. What am I?

An ice cube in hot cocoa. An ice cube starts hard, melts to soft water, and warms up the drink.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Hard. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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