Funny riddle

I have a golden heart, but my skin is tough and rough. If you peel away my layers, I will make you cry. What am I?

An onion. It has layers, a tough skin, and releases vapors that cause crying when cut.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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