I can run at top speed without any legs, and I can mutter and whisper without a mouth. What am I?
A river
Rivers 'run' across the landscape and make sounds over rocks.
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Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.
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