Funny riddle

I can run across a field at top speed without moving my legs, and I always hit the ground running. What am I?

A rumor. A rumor 'runs' fast through a crowd or field of people without legs, and 'hits the ground running' upon arrival.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Hard. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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