Funny riddle

I can fly without wings, cry without eyes, and wherever I go, darkness follows me.

A cloud. Clouds drift in the sky (fly without wings), drop rain (cry), and block the sun to cast shadows.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Medium. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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