Funny riddle

I have zero doors, zero windows, and zero rooms, but people still pay millions of dollars to live inside me. What am I?

A painting. A painting depicts a house or space, but physically has no rooms or entrances.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Hard. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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