Funny riddle

I have no voice, but I will tell everyone your deepest secrets if you leave me open on the kitchen counter. What am I?

A recipe book. A recipe book reveals your ingredients and cooking intentions to anyone who walks by and reads it.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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