Funny riddle

I am light as a feather, yet even the strongest person in the world cannot hold me for more than a few minutes. What am I?

Breath. Humans must breathe continuously; holding your breath becomes impossible after a short time.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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