Funny riddle

I love to jump up and down when I am young and full of energy, but by the time I am old, I am completely flat and useless. What am I?

A trampoline. People bounce on trampolines when the mat is bouncy, but an old, worn-out one loses tension and goes flat.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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