I am full of holes, yet I still hold a ton of water. I am not a sponge, a boat, or a piece of Swiss cheese. What am I?
A rain cloud
Clouds are vapor and water droplets packed with empty space (metaphorical holes), and they hold millions of gallons of water.
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