Funny riddle

I am a lazy worker who stays in bed all day long, yet I always get heavily compressed whenever you roll over in your sleep. What am I?

A mattress. A mattress stays on the bed and compresses under human weight.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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