Funny riddle

I have a golden crown, but I am no king. I wear yellow armor, but I never go to battle. What am I?

A banana. A banana has a stem (crown) and a peel (armor).

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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