You feed me all day, and I immediately throw a tantrum, puffing out smoke and burning my tongue. Yet every morning, you walk right back into the kitchen to beg for my forgiveness. What am I?
A toaster
Toasters heat bread until it is brown (burning), sometimes smoking, and require daily operation by hungry humans.
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