Funny riddle

I am loud and obnoxious in the morning, but if you give me a good smack across the head, I instantly fall silent. What am I?

An alarm clock. An alarm clock makes noise in the morning, and pressing the snooze button or hitting it stops the sound.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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