What goes up and down without moving an inch, and makes you look foolish if you fall for it?
A zipper
A zipper moves up and down fabric, but the fabric itself stays in place.
About this riddle
Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.
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