Funny riddle

I go all the way around the world, yet I never leave my cozy little corner. What am I?

A stamp. Much like the envelope it rides on, a stamp travels globally while glued to a corner.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Medium. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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