I wear a tuxedo all year round, but I can't afford a ticket to a single fancy gala. What am I?

I have four fingers and a thumb, but I have no flesh, bones, blood, or brain, and I love to hold hands. What am I?

I am a loudmouth who loves to repeat everything you say, but the moment you ask for my opinion, I completely shut up. What am I?

I have no voice, but I can make you jump out of your skin. I have no teeth, but I can bite you when you least expect it. What am I?

I start my life as a green criminal locked inside a dark box, but by the time I escape, I am bright red and full of seeds. What am I?

I am a loud, opinionated box that lives in your living room, but the second you try to talk back to me, everyone looks at you like you've lost your mind. What am I?

I have a heavy metal head, a wooden spine, and I spend all day slamming my face into nails. What am I?